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Embrace Sister Grace's Oasis in her chase to really erase all base traces of racism, by relay-racing racists against other races in phases and places. Our bigot spigot hydration stations quenches all thirst, no matter your skin or hood color.
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"I put the 'race' in 'embrace' and the 'sis' in 'resist racism.'"
— Sister Grace, Founder
Praised Sister Grace is a famous face with raised braces.
She embraces all races and chases racists from their bases,
and erases traces of baseless racists, through paced relay races.
Don't diss her, rizz her, fist or resist her
— this sister desists her misters who dismiss her,
whether they fix transistors, fist trans sisters,
or insist her administer to six dance blisters
in sinister cisterns to sick trance twisters.
Excerpted from Love Thine Enemy, a children's tongue twister book co-authored by Rabbi Chaim Kauffman & Grand Dragon Wizard Henrik Dunfey, both pictured here with Sister Grace, who taught them to embrace each other in love.
We pair self-identified bigots with runners from demographics they fear, forcing cooperation in relay races. Results vary.
Our controversial three-legged race physically ties participants to people from different backgrounds. Unity through binding.
Hydration stations that only dispense water when people of different backgrounds press the button together. Forced cooperation.
Our flagship annual event featuring 10+ miles of mandatory multicultural teamwork. Sister Grace's vision realized.
Sponsor our hydration stations and earn DEI credit for your company. $500K raised from corporations seeking credit.
Pandemic edition. Participants ran alone and watched videos of diversity. "Less effective," admits board.
From a marathon vision to a nationwide movement of questionable efficacy.
Sister Grace receives vision during marathon
First Raleigh Relay Rally with 47 participants
Introduce "Bigot Spigot" cooperative hydration
Corporate sponsorship begins
Virtual rally during pandemic (less effective)
Expand to 12 cities with local "Race the Race" events
Real runners share their experiences with Sister Grace's programs.
"I was paired with someone I feared. After running 10 miles together, I realized... I was still racist but really tired."
"The Bigot Spigot forced me to high-five a stranger to get water. Is this what healing feels like? Probably not."
"Sister Grace says running erases racism. I'm pretty sure that's not how either running or racism works."
Fortune 500 companies sponsor our Bigot Spigot stations for valuable DEI credit. $500K raised annually from corporations seeking "diversity points."
Register for the Raleigh Relay Rally and experience Sister Grace's vision of forced cooperation firsthand.
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